1. parkingstrange:

    giant-tic-tac:

    liqhters:

    My best friend sent me this tutorial of her doing her eyebrows and I thought you all would find it useful xoxo

    Im dead

    this is amazing

    (via happyfuntimecats)

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  2. (via puppycuddlez)

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  3. I have friends that I know, or very much suspect, are homosexual.

    Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia.

    (see the rest of his interview with New York Magazine here.)

    5 hours ago  /  289 notes  /  Source: officialssay

  4. officialssay:

The Canadian Joint Delegation to NATO tweeted some advice for Russian soldiers entering Ukraine. Moscow claims that the soldiers are mistakenly crossing over, according to NPR. 

    officialssay:

    The Canadian Joint Delegation to NATO tweeted some advice for Russian soldiers entering Ukraine. Moscow claims that the soldiers are mistakenly crossing over, according to NPR

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  5. I thought I’d lie down for a minute, but now my body won’t move. I am the human sloth!

    I thought I’d lie down for a minute, but now my body won’t move. I am the human sloth!

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  6. (via nulchar)

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  7. (via 8shadesofnifty)

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  8. peppermintbee:

    Words I started using ironically:

    • bro / bruh
    • bae
    • waifu
    • rad
    • totes
    • amirite
    • mang

    Words I’m now using non-ironically:

    • [ see above list ]

    (via bluebomberblaster)

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  9. bywhomwearelost:

    miserablegrrrl:

    lionscars:

    weloveshortvideos:

    When I see bae…

    Omg he looks like an animal crossing character…

    I’m not gonna lie, If I ever become a dad I would be beyond proud of my kid if he was this awesome.

    (via bluebomberblaster)

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  10. wehavesealegs:

    Literally every reality show ever.

    I don’t what I just watched, but I want more.

    (via bluebomberblaster)

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  11. Anonymous said: I'm going to sit on your face.

    a-precis:

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  12. mariowiki:

*X-FILES THEME PLAYS*
The truth is out there

    mariowiki:

    *X-FILES THEME PLAYS*

    The truth is out there

    (via bluebomberblaster)

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  13. youdeanatsix:

    When I’m home alone it’s a choice of:

    1. Take selfies all around the house.
    2. Masturbate.
    3. Eat everything

    Or all of the above.

    (via andrewisscooter)

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  14. Star Wars Shortbread! They shaped beautifully!

    Star Wars Shortbread! They shaped beautifully!

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